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“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.” 

I ship it.
I ship it
.

there is so much wrong with this post i am going to vomit all over everything

“I’m gay, Mom.”

“Say ‘fabulous’.”

“Fabulous?”

“Yes, fabulous.”

“Fabulous.”

I love you so much.”

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